Light bulb jokes

Q: How many civil servants does it take to change the light bulb?
A: 45. One to change the bulb, and 44 to do the paperwork.


Q: How many Communists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One, but it takes him about 30 years to realize that the old
one has burnt out.


Q: How many Maoists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One to screw in the bulb and a thousand to chant "Fight Darkness!"

Q: How many Mafia hitmen does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Three. One to screw it in, one to watch, and one to shoot the witness.

Q: How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Four - one to change the bulb and three to cut a hole in the roof.

Q: How many newsmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Only one, but he'll tell everybody



There are thousands of light bulb jokes. There’s even a formula for making them.

So here’s another one.
Q: How many refugees does it take to change a light bulb.
A: Look at the picture above :)

The place is Lusaka, Zambia. The year 2008. The place: One of the many townships around the city center. The people: Congolese refugees at work.

PS Q: How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Ve are asking ze qvestions here!

Q: How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. They assign the task to a gastarbeiter (or refugee).

Q: How many pessimists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, it's a waste of time because the new bulb probably won't work either.

Q: How many optimists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, they're convinced that the power will come back on soon.


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